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This sounds so fucking fancy. I feel like I should be taking notes.
“Good evening. Might you be feeling tumescent tonight? Mayhaps I could buy you a drink and attempt to alleviate your ardour.”
Fight Club really hits different when you realize the main character is Tyler Durden
Avatar really hits different when you realize the Navi are just defending themselves.
Indiana Jones really hits different when you realize the bad guys are Nazis.
Jurassic park really hits different when you realize John Hammond ignored all the warnings.
John Wick really hits different when you realize they killed his dog.
Star Wars really hits different when you realize the chosen one bringing balance meant revitalizing the dark side.
… Old men like me don’t bother with making points. There’s no point.
“problem of evil”
a classic
To the final point, I think it’s be more accurate to say deception is more powerful than security, or entropy is more powerful than order.
It kinda goes both ways. Chaos forbids its own absolution. It’d be too well ordered.
Balance is the most powerful, the true chaos. Hypocrisy reigns.
Thank you for attending my toker talk.
Make sure to get the life preservers too, so they don’t clog the holes.
Wowe.
Such water. Very bite.
Pls no splash.
Much wharble.
Wowe.
… god dammit I know there’s a “wake up sheeple” joke in here…
I guess I may have gotten a little ahead of myself.
Should really head off such jokes.
Guess I’m gonna head out.
blargh I’m dead
When a person’s fetishes grow too powerful, they start having ifgasms
He’s real if you believe with all your heart.
This is definitely not the main problem
Jin Woo: Arise motherfucker


Gotta keep with the onomatopoeia theme.
Meh Goldberg