Phantaloons

Cat - on the counter

I don’t think anyone needs a new rig to play STS2, this decade anyway.

Indeed, absolutely.

slash the tires, tho.

To play all those games that aren’t being made?

cake sale at Costco

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

“Laws for thee but not for me!”

Zuckerberg chuckles off into the sunset with a bag of copyrighted material

Why aren’t ours?