As an elder millennial, I don’t use “lol,” but you’ll have to take : ) from my cold, dead hands.

: )

Do what now?

Godzdildo?

I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

Neither of us were doing well that evening.

Lessons learned.

I bet he eats blockberries.

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!