Yeah me too! I never thought wasp extermination would be so chill and ASMR ish

“lowest bidder and manufactured as shittily as possible without violating the contract” doesn’t roll off the tongue quite the same.

How what if we built a parkade? We could charge $40 per stall but have 10 or 20 times more cars in the same land!

The sheer volume of cars would saturate the bridges and tunnels in and out of Manhattan, meaning that people would drive just to park, just to drive and queue to leave. The useless mindless illogical economic activity we would be creating would spike GDP so high! It would look great for the economy!

You just reminded me of this exterminator guy I watch on YouTube who actually collects wasp nests and rehomes them on his property. He says they kill mosquitos and basically nay pest you’d be concerned about.

The aggressive species get fed to his chickens lol.

Edit: I think it’s hornet king Link

You might want to replace the LED with a normal silicon diode since if I were a piece of shit TV company I would measure that circuit as a voltage divider, and for a complete circuit. No current flow and no 0.6V drop, and that means I activate my out of warranty self lobotomize routine.

One point of correction:

That isn’t how the 5 eyes actually works. It’s illegal for most countries to invade the privacy of their own citizens without a warrant since they have the equivalent to the bill of rights or a constitution or something similar.

But… it’s not illegal for Canada to spy on the citizens of the other 5 eyes technically speaking (especially if nobody ever finds out…) you just blame discovering stuff on other legitimate surveillance methods, or you “get lucky” one day and catch a person you’re interested in by pure happenstance. Wow, would you look at that? They were criminaling while I was watching them.

You scratch my back spy on my citizens I scratch spy on yours?

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It already is too expensive and adding more compute doesn’t make it cheaper lol it just causes a race to the bottom among data center providers and an eventual crash there too.

Change my life. Me no like no bidet. Me hate poop at work for this reason.

Yep same here. Some of the most miserable assholes you’ll ever have the displeasure of knowing work as retail managers.

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He’s flattering them with words they understand

They also walk around on their middle fingers so they’re literally flipping the world off with all 4 limbs from the day they were born.

Pictured above: microslop’s PR lead

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Unrelated but you’re reminding me of the load bearing mac mini at Twitter

Fake tolerable left vs right, while driving a wedge into and causing infighting of leftists so they never coordinate enough to make meaningful change and redistribute wealth.