uwu

For the same reason Chaos and Wholesome are opposites

for the shitpost o7

“Talk is a national institution, but it does not help the slave!”

apex predator

Why would a person want to be trusted to not do drugs?

Remind me never to have you make any deliveries for me.

Hoist up the thing! Band down the whatsit! What’s that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

At what temperature does a normal body boil

Switching hard 😔

Americans using the word propaganda for “something I don’t understand because my school system failed me so now I overcompensate by making up factoids that make me look even more uneducated by the rest of the world”

Whoosh.

-40% hot, that’s pretty damn cold!

Mood

My friends used to jokingly call me Narcissus, because of my Classical obsession and the fact that whenever we walked home from school, I would never pass up an opportunity to look at my handsome face in a good reflection 😎

This is why organizations are so damn important, and why the decline of unions has been so damaging to US political culture.

If this was an imitation of a happy holiday… a perfect imitation… would you know? Would I?

I thought he was fond of plentiful mangos

Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming.

THEN YOU ARE LOST

Don’t tempt me

Mood