blames pirates in the headline

goes on to say how it’s, yet again, actually an AI problem

people stealing your shit for scrap is only going to get worse as food prices go up and wages stay slave-y

copper tubing on your a/c, the tailgate off your truck, your catalytic converter-- easy money

“you just wanted to pull out the knife!”

“yea. i did. so i did.”

i thought about having kids, but decided i’m too busy doing whatever i feel like with all my spare time and money

LOL “if it was opt-in, no one would do it!”

no fucking shit. there is nothing worth watching that i would buy a smart tv for