Don’t worry when they get desperate enough they’ll make condoms illegal

These should be reversed

Every picture of this guys face feels like " I don’t know how I got here and i’m afraid to touch anything"

If I owned a deli I would make this poster and put it up

It doesn’t have to be the owner, Just anybody who’s already inside the property needs to let them in.

So if they had a human as a partner who could go in first and then let them in, then they have nothing to worry about

Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Omg, I read your comment and immediately rushed to my favorite website for that to make sure it was still up.

Our holy lady of the spoon is still safe

Fuck the Switch 2

The moment I found out you’re not actually buying the console, The console still belongs to nintendo, you’re just paying for the license to play it for a little while and it can be bricked at any time, i lost all respect for or urge to buy any nintendo products

We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.

I think it’s illegal in six other states too.

Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…

Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”

Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast