This definitely makes me want to quit my job and work at Home Depot.

I completely understand.

I spent a semester of college working at Home Depot. It was a terrible experience and awful in so many different ways that I consider it my second worst job experience, only slightly behind the holier than thou “Christian business” that didn’t pay its employees and actively committed fraud against employees, clients, and the government. 25+ years later, I still don’t like to shop at Home Depot, it was so bad.

Is her hand on a holstered pistol?

She is saying “cheese” which causes your mouth to pull up more. What you should say if you want to make an effective smile is sadly “money” as the “ey” on the end cause a slight smile that photographs better.

She’s making that face, and they are hiring, because of the ICE agents standing behind the camera.