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Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.
Right? It’s not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.
Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.
The lesbians on the other hand… that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.
and better writing
That. Is. What. I’m. Saying. Not that we dont; that we’re netter written and less repetitive.
the lesbians on the other hand…
So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.
I think we’re pretty much on the same page. The stories were the same “Thats my ex” or “Stop flirting with my girl/boy” or “you think you’re better than me” stuff but the shit talking before things got physical was so much better.
Meatheads get to the punching part too fast for it to be funny. You have enough time to go “Aw fuck…” and it was on. I once saw someone go 5 solid minutes on another persons shoes and it was amazing.
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV
Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.
What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?
How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol
