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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    Spray WD-40 up your urethra at night when your in-laws are visiting.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      NSFW: https://streamable.com/nosu99

      Edit: (sound on)

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          Did you make sure to spray WD40 into those tubes before turning on that water?
          They only said no for drinking water, not for eye cleaning water. Get all the rust out of your eye sockets and lubricate them for grater eye-rolling.

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        Gotta say, seeing a flaming dick fart wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but then again it’s a wild fucking year so I shouldn’t be surprised

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        HE WENT BACK FOR SECONDS?!?!??

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Iirc, this is actually a trimmed video and he did it several more times 😅

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        what the fuck how do you even FIND that this is possible??

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        I am now cursed with the knowledge that this is possible. TIHI

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        holy shit?!

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        That’s… actually kind of badass xD

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          Going back for round 2 was a bold choice!

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        Thank you.

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      That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve kidney stones.

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        OK, having intense scrotum pain. Instructions unclear. How do I pee the WD40 out?

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