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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    How tf does that even work. Someone explain 😭

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Discord group

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        So like a joke? I witnessed that myself. They got dumped the moment the other person got a real BF. The bf then disappeared.

        I quit Discord due to my job eating into my life too much. I only recently folded and watched some YouTube.

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    Let’s all agree on the same safe word to avoid any misunderstandings in case someone forgets. No, it can’t be “banana” because person #33 has that kink.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      No, it cannot be rutabaga, same reason.

      No, not blumpkin goddamnit

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    The polycule deciding to break up with someone

  • CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world
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    Once you get to an 88 person polycule, I start to wonder about upper limits. Could all of humanity just be one big polycule? That actually might… be awesome?

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    This is more like battle royale polyamory

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      Winner gets to top second place

      • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
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        Sloppy thirds… or fourty-thirds…

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    Ok everyone, as long as we don’t fuck outside of this local cluster, we can continue to not use barrier protection.

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      I mean shit. If everyone is tested clean and the ones who want kids are paired up we’re good.

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    That’s as many as grand piano keys!

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      hell of a chromatic chord when they all orgasm at the same time and hit different pitches

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        Jarrod Radnich’s piano arrangenent for He’s a Pirate ends with the “Sit on lower half of the keyboard” instruction. This is a good approximation of what the male portion of the polycule will sound like.

        Edit: of course someone filmed themselves pressing all of them
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4wn70d9ML8

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    Meanwhile I have fucked like 12 times in my life

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      Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record

      Leave some for the rest of us buddy!

      • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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        nah, live that shit to losers, embrace magick

        Watch, In a few years they’ll whine about wife bad kids messy typa shit, and i’ll be thriving in my own tower, throwing them fireballs at them lowly dirty peasants

        Also, as a perk to your virginity, you can use archbtw on your arcana orb

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