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minus-squareStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 days agoJust a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoReally? I can see why people like Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pitt, but I truly don’t see Nick Offerman. Different strokes I guess…
minus-squarekindernacht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoHe would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”
Just a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
Really? I can see why people like Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pitt, but I truly don’t see Nick Offerman. Different strokes I guess…
He would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”