I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile.
I wrote her “nice ass”.
To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
i see youre a fellow arborist, what’s your favorite thing about [tree in pic]
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine… honestly “nice ass” is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
Post butt pic
looks at butt
“Hey don’t look at my butt”
Then why did you post it?
Did she come out of the screen to tell you not to look at her butt?
I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine… honestly “nice ass” is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
Ass in spandex pics are the female equivalent of dick pics - low effort hornbait.
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People are so persnickety about what they want you to say.