That’s right Hal, don’t let the kid boss you around.
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
The only Pokémon we do around here is during the election when we Pokémon Go to the Polls.
The joke is deliberately horrible, but if you’ve ever been infodumped by a kid with pressured speech who can’t organise their thoughts and you have auditory processing issues it’s also horribly relatable, a bit.
Oh my gosh you’ve just put words to the speech affliction I’ve suffered with for decades. Pressured speech, can’t organize thoughts, also speaking in stream of consciousness.
Sorry bud. Might be a bit of the old ADHD, if you’re anything like my charming young lad
If you knew I’m a woman would you have called me “bud” and anything like a “lad?”
Maybe? I didn’t mean any offense, buddies are any gender for me and anyone can be like my kid, who happens to be a lad. At least until I’m notified to the contrary…
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People are allowed to be particular about pronouns. I just tagged that account she/her, it’s not a hill unless we make it one. Helps if they do that themselves, but I can hardly criticise.
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I know it sounds weird for me to complain every time someone assumes I’m a man, but if you’re a man, how would you feel if everyone on the internet automatically assumed you’re a woman? Calling you she & her & ma’am & sweetheart & lady. That would feel pretty weird, wouldn’t it?
That’s how I feel when people call me dude, bro, bud, lad, etc 🤷🏼♀️
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I didn’t think either of us were particularly bent out of shape about it, pretty minor misunderstanding. I feel like we can all walk away friends unless we try to litigate this? I dunno
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Omg, i once listened to my kid talk for about 3 hours on that a few years back. It broke my heart that his computer could barely run it. Now he has the computer to end all computers.
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“1v1 me in Warzone and maybe I’ll consider it.”
“But Warzone is a battle royale! Theres hundreds of players on the map, what are the chances I even run into you?”
“About as high as me listening to you tap about pokeemans, nerd.”Now if he wanted to talk about Warhammer 40K…
Hardo no budu
Al Bundy avi
This checks out.
If they aren’t talkin’ 151, I don’t wanna hear it.
Lmao
Yeah. Same relationship with me, my daughter, and Roblox.
