Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agothis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at worklemmy.worldimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down12
arrow-up164arrow-down1imagethis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at worklemmy.worldKarmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 days agoCan you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office? I bet he didn’t tip.
minus-squaremarighost@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoHe tipped, but only after a reporter asked about it. He handed her a $100.
minus-squareSoulphite@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoOh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50. Bet.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoCan you imagine having access to anything that could be put on the plate and you just have to have the endorphin rush of a stale everything?
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoI mean, I know he’s a real actual monster, but I’d fucking understand him eating people versus whatever the fuck is in that bag.
Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office?
I bet he didn’t tip.
He tipped, but only after a reporter asked about it. He handed her a $100.
Oh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50.
Bet.
Can you imagine having access to anything that could be put on the plate and you just have to have the endorphin rush of a stale everything?
I mean, I know he’s a real actual monster, but I’d fucking understand him eating people versus whatever the fuck is in that bag.
What makes you believe this is real?