Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes.
accurate when upside down
Y’all need to hydrate…
People drink anything else than water unironically?
Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?
Turns out I am
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quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube
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disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn’t save me
and dick washing didn’t save me
Are you sure you used enough dick? I’ve heard it’s recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution.
I thought dilation was key.
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I’ll take my girl sweat, please
yummy lysol
Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space
try the pink C4. it’s way better 😁
I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.
I thought the crystal light was jenkem
i am a manual laborer peasant and my drinks are the best nc
