AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

To remind pedohitler that his country is not the center of the world and that others can in fact survive and thrive without him.

Allow me to introduce you to:

Friend that sends 3+ min voice messages in a group chat and ask for feedback about it.

The more land they illegally claim, the greater they get.

Presses (X) furiously.

Because it should have been “but most importantly: he longnec”

It’s not “defend” it’s “PROTEC”! Goddammit! Learn your memes properly! This was just one word away from perfection! SMH my head…

Its-a-mee, Roberto!

All these people worried about the flat earth and not a single one worried about the real issue here: Our turtle here, is it a male or a female? Because the outcome when it finds another wandering turtle can be extremely different depending on this.

You don’t want to mess with weirdly folded proteins, and that’s how you mess with weirdly folded proteins.

Weird enough, the strait was open before the pedohitler decided to bomb Iran without a reason…

It even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.

Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it’s ok to laugh at it. It’s funny because it’s accurate yet funny. I’ve never found it offensive.

I’m so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!

Wait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)…

Typing “make a video” in an AI promptis to creativity what calling an uber eats from macdonalds is to cooking skills.

Yeah, but what is he eating exactly?

I only noticed it didn’t say “cowboy” after reading your comment…

No.

Unlike wars and violence that bring pleasure without consequences to the rich fucks who send kids to kill themselves for them.

Certainly, we should have more wars and less sex, it only makes sense, right?

American/christianism puritanism at its best.

We’ve been taught that violence is fine, every human is violent and, in some cases, it’s even a good thing. But god forbid you manifest sexual desires in public!

Like… mate, do you realize that violence only brings pain while sex brings pleasure?

Then you realize that the whole point of both is to make your life miserable and things start making sense.