“choose any 2”

New Lemmy instance name up for grabs

Fanfic with Tyler Durden and Green Mario teaming up to collect Nazi scalps

Hope you weren’t planning on getting any reading done, though

If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.

He’s Woody Allen with grossout gags instead of pseudointellectualism.

Needs an absurd one-word option like “Egg”

Back when fast food restaurants ripped off Sid and Marty Krofft

Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

Or a tuberculosis victim, in either case.

The Swiss state railway is named in the three major languages of Switzerland, and so their trains are labelled with an exasperated-looking “SBB CFF FFS”

A pair and a spare?

These days, as a British subject, you’d be smoking crack in a hoody and knockoff Burberry cap, bruv.

File alongside classics like Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

Tasty, tasty murder

2. It’s about breaking the power of tech workers by reducing them from highly skilled specialists to interchangeable low-status workers whose job is to clean up botshit until it compiles. (Given that the machine does the real work and they’re just tidying up the output it generates when prompted, they naturally don’t merit high wages or indulgent perks, even if getting 30,000 lines of code regurgitated from the mashed-up contents of Github and Stack Overflow working is more cognitively tasking than writing that code from scratch would have been.)

Spoiler: “erotic mushroom” is the pet name the parents have for the dad’s penis.

Septic masculinity

You just rediscovered Dark Calvinism