Damn, I read that article describing the fingerprinting a week ago I think it was. That is some damn good turnaround from one of the few companies I still love.

That sounds horrible. Only 32gb?

Typical knee jerk reaction. They are very well behaved when properly trained.

Heh yeah they do have some bad teeth, whacky Brits.

We should write a screenplay about a descendent of Frankenstein who becomes a baker and starts assembling parts for a woman using his baking skills…

I like my kolaches like I like my women, retrouse.

A normal apple has only slightly less carbs than a Snickers bar, and that’s really besides the point since an increase in sugar is not correlated with an increased risk of developing diabetes.

A shitpost I can accept, good sir, but a medically inaccurate one? Not today!

But then I wouldn’t get to enjoy these delightful moments of AI stupidity!

Everyone is coming up with options BETTER than double penetration. I’d like to go the other way!

Dick pus

Daddy’s penis

Dick punching

Debraiding penises

Debilitating pain

Darth Plagueis

Yeah but it’s like soccer, he did his best work with assists than goal scoring.

Yeah baby, show me dat bottom line.

Prove it.

Well I for one spent a lot of time on LemmyNSFW and can confidently state that I never once saw a whale wearing shoes on it, so they must have been doing something right.