I actually find it encouraging that people still respond to “evil.” Like yeah we don’t allow people to just be openly evil anymore. That sounds like a good change.

Normally blood and gore makes me upset. For whatever reason, I smiled the first time I saw this video. Then the next 15 times as well.

If you’re part of a movement that’s taking vaccines away from babies, well, you’re evil and people are going to respond to that.

Yeah that’s insane, you are legally allowed to make any mark and it’s a signature. But cops are above the law, so

Came out of government-funded research actually. Back when we could still achieve scientific feats on behalf of our country.

Antitoxin serum!? You gonna tell me what I should put in my kids bodies? Hell no! That’s communisocialism

Some say this is just a coverup story for the murder of the ladle inventor whose family in Kilkenny still claim rightful ownership of that patent, but today arguing with Big Spoon is just asking for it

They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.

I’m in this weird middle ground where I hate FB with a passion and it depresses me every time I log in, but I need to create a personal brand for my business (and to get laid, who am I kidding) and honestly I’m thinking about getting one of my friends to run it for me, which seems weird but

You know how we installed that system and have been waiting for a chance to see how it works

It’s because for the Average Joe, having a TV box at the end of your driveway that has the latest big number on it is important. It’s how they gain their identity. Do not upset them for obvious reasons.

In Arkansas you’re now allowed to shoot at the feet of cashiers who sass you, so they keep tabs on it