Paper cuts and rubbing alcohol?

Because they swore the server was powered on…

Jokes on you, I didn’t do either…I counted out the places to figure out how big it was then got bored and quit

I love unsweet iced tea…but I find myself missing carbonated beverages…

I don’t get it? Eggplant parm is fire dude

My guess is with a chainsaw…

I keep having this recurring dream…

I’m sitting…I don’t know…“outside” of time? Observing it all as if you would a timeline while scrolling through a video… I get to a point where the character on screen, which is also me, dies and I pause the video, slap in another stream from another reality where I don’t die and I keep going…

Your statement sounds almost identical to my dream…