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Visions of ICE running in to take the machines away.

Oh noes, won’t somebody think of the blessed tax payers.

If it’s a law, it should be free for both businesses and users.

I’m surprised they’re not hiring people in third world countries to take the orders since it’s through a microphone.

Or just making people order through their phones and use the drive through as a pick up point.

But at the same time, don’t obsess over a bunch of shit you can’t change. The doom and gloom is mostly there to sell you shit anyway. Unhappy people spend more.

You can’t fix it. It’s not your job. Unless you want it to be your job by running for government, just vote appropriately for people that might help fix it. That’s your little bit done.

Live your life. Go for a bike ride. Knock one out.

I like the idea of it, but it is Russian.

I’m not sure I even trust Excel to import an Excel file without mangling it.

Pretty much. It was OpenOffice years ago, but then Oracle got involved and so all the devs left and put a new name on it.

Facebook goes wild if you don’t really interact with it other than to browse.

Pause for a microsecond over something, welp I guess that’s your hobby now. For some reason mine always shows me chess. I have never played chess. Hate it. A family member on my Facebook friends list likes chess. FB just goes “chess? how about chess?” like it’s got nothing else to really offer other than flag waving racism.

How about parent your children?

What about the crappy late night TV channels with the women waving a cordless house phone like it’s 1996?

I’m perfectly able to watch porn because I’m 45, but I refuse to interact with any of this prove your age bollocks because I know full well that “we won’t store your details” and “we will share your details with 1284 trusted data partners” are the same picture.

Stop building houses on the king’s land.

She’s allowed indoors, what more do you lefties want?

Almost like you didn’t think this fucker through.

Well apparently asshole prints are as unique as fingerprints, so maybe we’ll have a giant database of those too.

Probably legal where she’s from. 🤢

I don’t really want those people talking to me.

Oh, the investor money already rolled in.

It’s just that investors also want it to roll back out again. That’s what they’re going to struggle with.

We are all criminals on this blessed day.