After we pump another hundred trillion dollars and half the electricity generated globally into AI you’re going to feel pretty foolish for this comment.

Medium, of course. If I wanted it raw or burnt I’d do it myself.

Are you a transplant here or something? Those answers are all clearly side-by-side Liberty toes. Real Americans are born with that knowledge.

I used to mow starting no later than 830. I did it because that the only way to get done before it gets stupid hot.

Now I pay someone to do it and they typically do it Sunday afternoons.

I get extra man points by shaving with one!

Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they’re supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.

Bold of them to assume copper thieves can read.