If I did that I still wouldnt be as butthurt as you.

Whatever you say bud.

Enjoy the dial up.

By that logic Tuvalu’s internet must be amazing.

In Ireland I have 5Gb fibre to the home in the small rural town I live in.

And its only about €40 a month.

When they say “apocalypse-proof”, what they actually mean is that the pedestrians outside are protected from the localised internal apocalypse occurring within the vehicle.

What if the person is Rasputin?

AirVPN allow port forwarding.

I use Mullvad for my day to day devices like my phone and laptop, and AirVPN in my homelab for things like torrenting.

And i bet you’re in a completely different part of the world from me.

I went to school in the south west of Ireland in the 90s where internet access was even more of a myth than that rib surgery rumour and i still heard about it.

I always thought it was one of those made up school rumours that every kid in every corner of the world heard about somehow.

Like that one about Marilyn Manson getting his lower ribs surgically removed.