worse positioning

Yeah, it wouldn’t be as steep - therefore less fun

Not only that, but you can’t even use price as a proxy for quality anymore. Choosing to splash out on something you want to last just means you’re going to be more disappointed when it inevitably breaks.

After some unfortunate interactions with older coworkers, I’ve started thinking that so many shitty aspects of our work culture exist because working men wanted an excuse to be away from their wives and children.

Maybe she’s X Æ A-12’s sister. I didn’t know Elon Musk had another daughter.

It’s nice to get confirmation, though I really can’t believe it had to be said. Sign of the times, I guess.

If they release one with a headphone jack I’m 100% sold.

'member when Windows 10 was supposed to be the final version of Windows? I 'member.

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I criticise Emma Stone’s plan not to sleep with me.

As far as I know, they don’t - I have tried reading OP’s comment about 5 times and I have no idea what they’re talking about.

Big LEGO for toddlers

True.

Ads are one of the biggest vectors for malware. Even if the main reason you’re blocking them is just because they’re annoying, it’s one of the best things you can do for online safety. Also, the reason tech companies are collecting every single piece of data they can about you is to serve you more targeted ads - if every ad was blocked, data brokers would have no reason to exist.

If you’re running an OPNSense or PFSense router, put Adguard on it. If you’ve got a Raspberry Pi lying around, install Pihole on it. Stop using Chrome and install UBlock Origin on your new browser. Do your small part to make the internet a safer place, and get shown less advertising to boot.

“I’m sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?”

This isn’t really relevant to the meme, but I thought I’d say this for those who need to hear it.

The middle class is made up. You either work for a living or own things for a living.

I’m so tired of manually giving all these women orgasms, I’m going to invent a machine to do it for me.

Might as well die doing what you love.

It’s been years since I’ve used Windows at home, but I still have a Firefox installer exe hanging around on my server on the offchance I ever need to use it again. Thanks for showing me it’s no longer necessary.

Is “must make the dumbest fucking decision possible at all times” in the Mozilla CEO job description or something?

I have no CEO experience, but I’ll make stupid fucking decisions for a fifth of the salary you’re paying the current guy.