Diplomjodler

What about elevenses? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?

That’s Archibald.

Salmon Ella is very disappointed by your lack of biology knowledge.

Guy looks like he OD’d.

I got salmonella from looking at this.

Don’t try and force your repressive morality on me!

You get deported to Uganda.

I bought one for under €100 including the battery. That’s pretty low power and would not be much fun for anything over 100m². But you also have to consider maintenance and fuel efficiency which usually makes TCO less for electric devices.

Because operating a noise machine makes them feel manly.

Any time.

Something about German tax filing software, I presume.

Which proves that he’s obviously not gay.

So you think that is a fight that can be won by moral superiority?

The time for being nice is long past. These fuckers aren’t just not “nice”. They’re murderous scum that enjoy making people suffer. Time for some pushback.

Too late to burn down the house. We’ll have to nuke the whole city from orbit.

Sounds about right.

It’s one of the most amazing achievements of American style capitalism to turn fraud into an industry.

Quick! Turn on Fox News!

When I say well done, I mean well done!

Inventing flintstone knapping was a mistake!