They have pepsi in Italy. There are some differences in what is allowed in American food vs European food but none of them would explain bloating or laziness. You may have some digestive issues because I don’t get those symptoms when eating American pasta or pizza unless I eat way too much.

I always thought it was funny how tough that steak seems based on his chewing.

That seems like a good deal, can you promise not to be seen in public with me too?

You need therapy.

They are definitely bread, not cracker like at all.

I sat next to a cougar on my last flight, and she destroyed my heart.

If it only cost pennies to print it’s not strong enough.

Could be referring to one specific location, most likely just a set up for the joke

That is pretty obviously the tough outer layer of an onion, not plastic. They didn’t take off enough layers of the onion. No one is going to wrap onions in plastic because that would actually make them spoil faster.

Data you are supposed to be observing the behavior of 21st century humans, not interacting with them. You are in danger of violating the temporary prime directive. We don’t want another Sarjenka incident.