Exatron

A couple months ago, my dishwasher stopped working. When the tech showed up to look at it, he said it may need a software update. He then unscrewed the toe plate, plugged a wifi hotspot into the newly revealed network jack, and let the update happen.

I was shocked, and a little alarmed, that my dishwasher even had software to update. Its entire control panel is six buttons, some status LEDs and an LED timer.

You should try taking your own advice, kiddo.

Fire, and lots of it!

Optimus Prime has Jean Grey numbers across the various Transformers continuities.

His name is Fight Club and there are rules against that.

I remember that plot also gumming up IETF business because the bribed nations just stopped participating after voting for Microsoft.

I remember when people claimed that Socialism meant people would own nothing and like it. Turns out, they were actually describing capitalism. Granted, I don’t like one bit of this.

Last I heard, Monica Lewinsky does, and her opinion matters more than any of our.