They will never find this out

Titty Kong

No no no, i’m pretty sure that every time a 5th penis haver is involved in intercourse, they’re there to watch, not to participate. This wqs a totally unnecesary patch

Nobody asked for this

The difference between him winning “bigly” and losing everything was the iran war. I feel like he was set to win midterms before he did that.

Absolute cinema, absolute democracy, you might even say… “Democracy Manifest”

• President DJT

AKA

President Don’t Jump Theshark

Why is it that when I search nato alphabet everything refers to it as a “phonetic” alphabet? It’s not phonetic!!

This is actually so tricky. My instinct said “right hand side would be impractical, so no way” but then I remembered they evolved long necks to get to food so it makes sense to evolve arms there to better feed themselves.

Edit: Ah, but it seems I haven’t paid enough attention to the illustration. Centaur on the right actually has a mega torso as it’s neck, which renders cope #2 as obsolete.

Well, I find it hard to believe that the centiraffe would be forced to waste resources on growing a mega ribcage and mega long sternum like that. Also, it’s kind of just not “in the spirit of the game” - no longer does he resemble a giraffe, whose defining feature is the mega neck, but now he resembles just a very tall centaur. Horses are not short giraffes.

Still going with option A.

Those are indeed asshole neighbours. You’re posting it because you think she’s wrong?

Buying a sports car to be noisy with it is drug dealer behaviour

Fr fr, I always see people talking about having 2 bathrooms or en-suites and I’m like “there’s no way they appreciate it like I do.”

Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let’s get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.

I don’t think anyone has ever set out to remove their spouse’s teeth one by one via punches over the course of multiple years, and if they have then they probably killed them or scared them away before they got to the end goal

Or maybe all animals love being milked so there’s like a milk drive - much like human blood drives - where all who are able go to donate their milk. All the animal milks get mixed together in one big unhoky cornucopia vat of mammal juice. All nutrient combos blend together. The centre of Zootopian civilisation is their ritual milk drinking. All hail the milk mother. Mammalia Invicti

Zootopia is built on blood and lies…

Sick freaks who like to milk themselves

just plain copulation? Heck, we see that in the real world occasionally.

I hate being reminded of this

The Zootopia world may have less evolved equivalents of the multiple sapient species, and they may be OK with eating them. 2) You don’t see any humans in their world. Does that mean they’re not there? Longpig is said to be delicious…

My headcanon now. It’s the only thing that makes sense, and any theory that solves 2 or 3 problems at once is likely to be true

The thing about zootopia is that nobody is fucking outside their species. So perhaps the happy ending for Officer Hopps and Mr Foxxy here would be to each find a mate in their respective species.

Also, how do they produce meals for the carnivores in Zootopia?

They don’t let you buy stuff from the DIY store if you’re not manly enough

One must imagine Dan has just inherited his mothers house and the most valuable possession there is her world renowned homemade cookies, but they’re out of reach

I see pigeons sat near them, lamenting the fact that nobody is making ones big enough for them to nest in.