Only ones made of sausage (which might be what you’re looking for for all I know).

Five it is, then!

Hmm… How many do I get credit for, then? I’m thinking n+1, with n equating to whatever number someone else is boasting about.

Normally I’d say Sling didn’t have a prayer under this administration, but Disney has pissed everybody off - including the Grand Cheeto - so I’m just gonna go stock up on some popcorn…