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Wow, is that what you should say in front of that mirror.

K, you are incapable af self reflection.

Oh boy you have a mirror. Have yoy actually looked in your own eyes?

Cringe

Sticky

-2/10

Secret agent hamburger?

Getting up in there with a good stable platform is the best.

I usally say “You’re not my type…” gender doesn’t matter.

Politics are definitely something that should ruin relationships if said politics are based off of enforced inequality.

Last I checked.

If only we could get independent verification.

Trustfund dropout apparently.

Is that how she affords that lifestyle?

Loincloth is longer in the middle and open on the sides

Oof. The cops aren’t gonna let you slide with that then.

Eh, how much did you fuck up that espresso?

Do you have an unearned sense of entitlement?

No need for a burial, that burn turned her to ash…