Like grip between his/her knees?

Done. And as imma trifecta, I’ll appear on a burnt Cheetos-toast dingleberry for good measure.

There’s a lot to be said about the benefits is of low oxygen mountain sex.

Who is this creepy creature in the distance?

Just for comparison, how much are you paying for a crabby patty?

Those cookies are totally worth a few finger-blasts.

Extra awesomeness

Non of the major athletics wear suppliers can snatch a sponsor like William Montgomery.

It should only be referred to “male genital mutilation”. It’s unfortunately a sheek look that caught on.

I keep seeing the owner of the Wilfred lying on their belly with said Willy pulled back while the legs are bent up. It’s actually quite poetic.

Since you’re on the subject, can you go ahead and send that article about anime diets being healthy. Looking for recipes. Thanks.

The “pick yourself up by your bootstraps” folks ordering a burrito. Bootstrap?

Those feet are probably attached the owner of the gigantic Johnson in his mouth.

I agree. As the son of a single mom, this one fucked me up. Very funny.

Sorry, what was the question?

…huh…?