https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-canada-objects-huron-missile-1.6747631

F-16, two missiles, one missed. I think these were the vanguard weather balloons that China sent to test our defenses.

Although to be fair, it looks like more of a giant trash bag.

I find this very hard to believe, he’s such a good boy and helps grannies cross the street.

I think it’s time we send some F-16s to fire missiles at Chinese weather balloons, our real enemies.

I wish…

You will own nothing, and be angry. But you can’t do diddly squat about it. Now open wide and BOHICA.

I still use Wordpad to write all my gay dinosaur erotica, am I safe?

Auto-insemination?

lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

Well I’m moist now, anyone else?

My government, picking winners and losers?

You could, yes.

Because they don’t need warp drive and tritanium…

How’s that coming along?

https://eepower.com/news/pge-start-up-solaren-corp-plan-to-beam-solar-power-from-space/

Oh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solaren

" Solaren has since announced that the contract with PG&E has been forgone"

This is just Space Nuttery. Never, ever, EVER, going to work. Strictly sci-fi.

Which means the powers-that-be have been using it for years already. Remember when people called us paranoid for believing in Echelon in the '80s?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON

Well they’re going to suddenly see a lot of transexual porn streaming through Antarctica starting… >click!< NOW.

I’ve got one called the Porn Loopback Hole, wanna see?

I fed AI all my Lemmy posts and asked it for a portrait of the artist. Not bad, down to my 6 fingers.

Shut up and get me my burger.

That’s called middle age. You’re on!