Please use a newer joke. Something like what you have in your hand will do.

Good luck preventing someone from getting a vps in the another country and doing their own tunnel. It can be done in such a way is undetectable at the protocol level. Coming up next age verification for ssh.

The police: ‘We’ve encountered a difficulty with our paid spying software. Welp it must be just the criminals.’

Edit: Missed the R and hit the T on our.

I will never need a wifi connected kitchen appliance. A grill fits that category. My grill is a disposable item I buy one every four or five years.

None of my go to devices are internet connected. Not my TV screens. Not my toothbrush. My daily driver is a 2009 Toyota. Its great. No screens and easy to fix.