Janx

I feel like that’s on you for not having carpeted walls.

I don’t even begin to trust Spotify to tell me which sponsored Spotify content is only algorithmically served to me by Spotify AI, not created with it.

“Now c’mon: smokes.”

On it…

Literally anything to “trigger the libs!” That’s the entire Republican party now. Oh, sure. There are a bunch of people at the top scamming and raking in piles of cash while believing none of it… But the rest are idiots and trolls. And they currently control our country…

First one, then the other! The order is important…

That’s correct. I checked with David Photoshop and he confirmed it.

Ploppers!

I misread #1 as “You can’t hear your ears without a mirror”, which might make even less sense… But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, “Ha! You’re wrong!” The rest got me, though…

“I have benefited from open-source before, but now discourage collaboration and only want clankers to submit code.”

It’s a regional term.

What’s “tea time” for cats? Their feeding time?

How do I delete someone else’s comment?

Except there’s actually good non-alcoholic beer! Most vodka doesn’t taste like much of anything…

Bop it!

Lol

The Internet is built upon and requires anonymous participation! This is an attempt to end privacy…

Doesn’t belong: “COMPLY FIRST AND FIGHT IT IN COURT LATER” isn’t bootlicking, it’s survival advice. It’s unfair and shouldn’t be necessary, but this has a good chance of keeping you alive when they’re abusing their authority…

Conservative voters are so stupid, they actually think Antifa and Anonymous are official, trademarked, centralized organizations. Just start saying the full thing, “anti-fascist” when describing protestors, etc…

This is the internet. You can just search for and find images, videos, and real artwork by humans of boobs and whatever else you are into.