Onions have layers.

Unions have layers.

Same difference 🤷‍♂️

Let’s bring it down to 3 now.

How do we know they arent just having pizza parties instead of giving out raises and bonuses?

Me who is up all night using up the excess power

So… A guild? 🤨

Gopher?

I just assume you don’t have a banana. 🤷‍♂️

But now I am wondering… Is that a literal banana or a figurative banana, such as a penis? 🤔

Dip the zuccini in the sun-dried mayo.

And keep your physical threats nonprosecutable

“Listen here you fucking clanker, if you don’t get me a real person to take my order I swear I’m going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber.”

Seeing people say weird shit to make the AI squawk box spaz out and get a live person was pretty funny at least.

They damn well better continue to filter spam as spam. Republican political campaign emails are more like a chain letter than an actual advertisement.

Brain worms giving you problems?

We need a new one that isn’t made by a for-profit company that only was good at the beginning to get total market saturation before flipping the enshittification switch to maximize those profits.

We, as in the average every day people, didn’t do shit. The corporations that make the shit we use are the ones who got us here. The only thing the people using the devices and software are guilty of is not making a fuss about losing control over the stuff becsuse the average person does not care that deeply about the tools and likely doesn’t even know about a good 75% of what was lost.

4 out of 5 prongs.

I know you’re joking but… They actually do already have that. So many songs have a short looping video instead of the album cover or static background when you have the screen open.

I wanted to see what this entailed, looked up “shiba bubble tea” and found a bubble tea/restaurant pretty close to me that is Shiba Inu themed and looks like something you’d find in Japan. 😮

I’m gonna go check this place the fuck out.

Is it a frost atronach?

As many as I can. Thankfully, I don’t live near a school (I’m American).

I can’t even differentiate the screams of play time from those of being brutally murdered that the kids I hear playing around my apartment complex make…