Thank you for calling me classy.

Good old fashioned trolling, I assume.

I only really use my laptop to DJ and you can’t run Rekordbox on Linux. I’d love to swap, but Linux doesn’t seem to do what I need it to do.

I didn’t realise these were white blood cells. Thanks for the read.

Yeah and it has the best name, Scintillating Scotoma. The first time I experienced one it was terrifying.

Ugh, same here in the UK. I live on a tiny road and have to watch my neighbour struggle to parallel park every day. Why does he do this to himself? He looks miserable.

You’ve met everyone? That must have taken ages.