One of those past interactions. We stayed up drinking on the back porch talking until 3am than got assaulted by a massive inner city racoon and I had to bash it with a metal trashcan lid to stop it from charging us. Don’t worry I didn’t kill it. Thing was persistent, first time it backed off a few yards temporarily as if to fake me out and than turned around and came charging straight at us a second time. Felt like a hobo knight defending his punk rock maiden.

Everytime I see a raccoon digging in trash I think of our time together fondly.

Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage

As someone who works in marketing. We are not ignorant to how people operate and how to get in front of them. Go to the sentence that “Management makes most of the decisions”. We’ll be aiming for the people who actually buy things. Unfortunately in B2B sales that is usually the CEO/CFO/VP who has very little time to read and learn and would rather someone call and explain everything to make a problem go away. Typically they are of an older generation and hate digital media and wouldn’t be caught dead on Reddit.

That said, I always say honestly sells itself. Embellishing the truth or straight up lies will only get you so far and it’s typically short term gains.

Agency’s love scummy marketing tactics. This because it’s good numbers to them and they could give a fuck what it does to the client. They just want them to see that the graph goes up sharply for the first month and than silently bleed them dry as it flattens out and they can push more tricks or services to make graph go up again.

Inhouse teams (like me) can’t shit where they eat, so have a more genuine strategy for the long term. We are vested in the well-being of our company.

Yeah you can, they just exited out the back into a silent hill nightmare. Honestly I’d be kicking out the front windshield to get the fuck out of there.

I turned the “safe search” filter off so I can really get all the answers.

From my research, it appears that being tied up and naked is her weakness. She seems to be in a lot of distress, so much so they typically have to use some sort of gag in her mouth to prevent her screams of agony.

Sometimes the villains incorporate machines with wands on the end? Not sure if that is part of the process? More research is required.

Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

Ok, got any mountains?

No take 10 damage and tap a creature in play.

People need to stop celebrating the shooter! I’m absolutely disgusted and ashamed by their actions. Charlie Kirk was doing nothing but sitting there giving a speech. This was in the middle of the day, there were clear sky’s and the sun was shining directly on Charlie, as if he was chosen to deliver an important message. Than the shooter shot at him. I’ll say it as it is, nothing was between Charlie and the shooter that warranted this.

So how could the shooter miss the shot at Charlie Kirk’s large ass head and hit him in neck instead! Embarrassing, do better on the next fascist.

This space ship will change back into a pumpkin after 12 parsecs and your co-pilot back into a dog.

Dentist: Well thankfully I’m a woman in a male dominated profession.

Looks like Batman likes to eat ass

Just block off you entire day as “Lunch”

We delved too deep!

Or is he still a lion if he was adopted by a mercat and warthog.

My body hair and excess blubber is perfectly adapted to low temperatures. I sweat nonstop when it hits + 70 degrees fahrenheit until it’s winter again.

That looks like a fork at a restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than a regular fork. With this fork, you get to experience the chefs childhood struggles growing up in poverty, withou proper tools to succeed in life. As you fumble around trying to scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.

3/10 for the artistic expression
1/10 for the meal

I don’t trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it’s head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it’s mouth and make two loud snaps with it’s beak.

After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said “oh don’t worry, he’s not going to hurt you! Just walk by him he’ll move.”

Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no. Eventually it moved and I scuttled past, but didn’t keep my eyes off it. Afterwards it jumped back on the path behind me and started waddling after me, slowly. Sure it might have been harmless, but it sure as fuck wasn’t projecting that.

There is a tiny pinhole in the top of the gear stick. If you put a paperclip in it for 5secs the horn honks and the BMW is reset. Afterwards you have to resync your key through the authenticator app and change your blinkers from one to three.

If you hear a continuous honk. Your BMW is actually a transformer and you just sounded it’s urethra.