Ah but a bailout package is different. That’s a display of powerful capitalism. A private company so powerful it can’t be allowed to fail and a government so strong it won’t allow it to fail.

Most fashionable mushroom I’ve ever seen.

Not really a shitpost when it’s just highlighting a very real form of open corruption in the USA…

I would like to propose you eat my gas

Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks

I didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.

If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.