I’m a blast at parties and have many friends because of my secret socialising weapon:

Dogs didn’t choose, we took them

Ancestor wolves:

The history of the fedigram

Pigeons only unclean

Birds are the filthy, degenerate hillbilly cousins of dinosaurs that are constantly covered in shit, dirt, blood and disease. Some are less dirty than others, and human garbage introduces new types of filth and disease, but their natural state (like most animals) is disgusting.

IMO, many humans are only marginally cleaner than birds. Some definitely have about pigeon-level self-awareness when it comes to the state of their personal hygiene.

I’m a sinner, I’m a saint,

I like to lick my taint

The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

Minimalism is a scam created by capitalists to sell more poverty.

FTFY. This is some SelfAwarewolves shit.

Reality is so flexible these days, it’s hard to tell who’s disconnected from it and who isn’t. You might even say it’s a pointless distinction.

1. Don’t see any use.

4. Not sure Might be useful, but who nose.

FTFY

7. …Depends as well on the definition of empty.

“Yep, another container that does not contain a perfect vacuum. Should have taken the free gravel pill…”

If I chuck you

At the Popo

I am going to

Get a fine

A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.