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Cake day: December 21st, 2023

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  • For those with ADHD or just don’t have the time to watch:

    He bought a Samsung Flip with a broken inner screen, removed the screen and split the phone in half, and turned it into a modern take on a slide phone.

    To do so, he 3D printed a custom mold to replace the bottom half of the phone, and then shoved a Blackberry keyboard into it. Designed a custom hinge so that instead of flipping the phone open, you slide the keyboard out from behind and it drops below the cover screen—which is now the main screen—because he used a 3rd party launcher to make it behave as such. That way the phone is fully functional without the inner screen.

    The only thing he didn’t do (nor did he attempt to), is figure out a way to move one or both of the cameras. Since the phone no longer flips open, the two main cameras are now both selfie cameras and there is no main camera(s).



  • Psythik@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksDreams are free!
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    5 days ago

    This is why you always eat pussy until she comes first, that way she’s always guaranteed at least one orgasm and then you’re free to last as little as you like. If you manage to get a second orgasm out of her while fucking, even better! :D

    Option B is to just pop some stimulants first. Adderall makes sex feel amazing and gives you the stamina of a porn star.

    Or do what I do and do both. That’s a guaranteed three orgasm minimum for her unless you’re just really bad at sex.


  • Edit: I know that torrent clients are a well-established paradigm—and that people are resilient to change—which is probably why you downvoted me. But Debrid services are some serious game changers, so needless to say I’m disappointed in you for just blindly downvoting without even giving them a try. You have no idea what you’re missing out on. 😔


    If you’re going to pay money to pirate, you might as well skip the VPN and qbittorrent and just get a Debrid service instead. This gets you direct downloads to any torrent at gigabit speeds, without having to wait for seeds. Debrid takes the torrent client completely out of the picture.

    All you do is copy and paste the magnet link into the Debrid site, and then directly download the torrent from your browser. It’s cheaper and much faster than a VPN + torrent client. And safer too because your ISP doesn’t see you sharing any illegal content (seeding the files is how they get you) nor using a VPN, so you can still pirate in places where VPNs are illegal. They just see you downloading large files from the internet. And since you’re not distributing anything (seeding), you’re staying within the law in most jurisdictions.

    The threatening letters from my ISP stopped completely after I ditched qbittorrent and switched to Debrid. More people need to know about this. It’s so much better than putting up with torrent clients, dealing with DNS/IP leaks, and waiting for seeds. Just copy/paste and download.








  • I just ignore it and wait for the employee to say something. That way I’m not just barking an order at them before they’re ready to accept it, like Taco Bell corporate wants. That’s the real reason for that stupid pre-recorded prompt, to trick people into thinking that it’s a real person, so that they respond with “No thank you. Can I get uhh…”, instead of simply waiting for the employee to be ready.

    That’s some selfish sub-human shit, and I refuse to participate. I’m not a psychopath: I can wait an extra minute or two while the employee takes care of other business.


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    13 days ago

    I don’t understand how anyone could think that the sun is yellow, without questioning why they’re able to see other colors in daylight besides yellow. It’s like they don’t even have the most basic understanding of how light and color work. It is impossible for the sun to be any color other than white, otherwise other colors wouldn’t exist.