People when kids screech at a restaurant: ‘Must be shitty parents.’

People when kids run around at a restaurant: ‘Must be shitty parents.’

People when kids use an ipad at a restaurant: ‘Must be shitty parents.’

There’s no winning here. Children just aren’t allowed to exist.

We are the exception because we most definitely weren’t like that at all as a kid. /s

Imagine being an early hominid and not knowing that dogs only live for so many years.

The last day always comes too soon.

People when autistic boys have mental shutdowns: haha it’s so quirky when he hyperfixates.

People when autistic girls have mental shutdowns: what a bitchy and emotional teenager. She’s not even autistic she just does it for attention.

I’ll read out the subtext for people who are unable to:

“When I say ‘hurry up’, what I mean is that I’m annoyed because you should have hurried up before getting to the bus so that I don’t have to wait for you while you’re late.”

That’s a recipe for a UTI. Please do not garlic bread.

Not a smartphone in sight. Just trilobites living in the moment.

That’s the evolutionary theory behind polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS). 10% of all women have it.

Starve a lot, eat a lot, expend minimal calories, rinse and repeat. As a bonus, we get hyperandrogenism and delayed fertility. Great for surviving scarcity, terrible for surviving the modern world.

Woah no need to get Pol-itical about it.