It’s from a Tim Robinson skit

https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE

What you said is still true, but this shit is funny and relevant so I thought you might enjoy it

When you think monster is about to grab your foot and drag you to hell, and your first thought is “great! Now I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.”

Mine keeps getting notices that she’s going to be served. Fun fact, the voicemails they leave me don’t say the name of the person they’re calling till the end.

Did you look him up to see what he did?