Wow, that looks souper! If I had one, I’d savor every moment. I wish they had more in stock. I was going to buy one, but I chickened out. Now I’m stewing in my own regret. It really bakes my noodle. I just couldn’t make the the resolution. Don’t judge me for my lack of fidelity.

Are the next Powerball Lottery numbers to be drawn, 35 30 16 19 5 6 ?

Fair enough. I wasn’t trying to antagonize you. We’re having two different conversations. I was doing a farce of a meme character that attempts to gaslight the other character in the course of an interrogation.

Are you familiar with the, “There are four lights!” meme?

Whoa, fancy! Is it a luxury car?

Ask and you shall receive:

All futures are equally dystopian. Some futures are more equally dystopian than others.

It really captures the zeitgeist of the dystopia. Half of us were worried we’d get 1984, and the other half, Brave New World. While we were fighting, we got a little bit of both. Sure, one’s a lot worse than the other. I don’t want to “both sides” this issue. Still, getting neither option would have been cool.

Damn, that is diabolically exquisite. Here, please take this to aid you in your quest:

And a greenhouse above the coop to supply the chicken feed.

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Your account is perfect for sarcastic retorts. I imagine someone looking up at your username after reading a particularly cutting remark, and it really twists the knife.

I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick’s head into a bar.

They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.

Andy Dick.

Sacha Baron Cohen. If he played Borat playing Bond, yes, that would be hilariously bad.

Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, “oink, oink, capitalist pig” too.

It tastes like burning!

Now you’re thinking with portals capitalism.