SeductiveTortoise

Same. This explains why I’m fat as well. It’s my orange cat genes.

Stop it, I’m hungry already!

No, that one is valid. I’ll light one for her.

The modern use of the caduceus as a symbol of medicine became established in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th century as a result of well-documented mistakes and misunderstandings of symbology and classical culture. Critics of this practice say that the correct symbol for medicine is the Rod of Asclepius, which has only one snake and no wings.

obviously

Yes, but no. The correct symbol would be this one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_Asclepius

But someone fucked up a hundred years ago and now we’re here.

Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.

I see. But anyway, we could at least make him tasty for the fish.

So you really didn’t realise you were in purgatory the last few years? How?

I understand you, and I feel the same. But let’s be real. We both know it’s true. It’s outrageous, it’s dumb, it’s aggressive and hateful, that’s exactly up his ally.

We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.

Moisturize me

Suddenly your new dishwasher sends your health protocols to your doc. The fancy toilet helped with a consistency analysis and your smart lamps add a sleeping protocol.

Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.

Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄

Me too, but the kids of a friend think I’m cool, so I’ve got that going for me.

I can’t recall how French people count, but I guess it’s just something like that.

Mine seems to be defective at the knee somewhere in the back.

What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

Billionaires seem to do well on that front