Boomer Humor Doomergod

Looks like it’s just Domino’s. Since that tastes the most like crayons clearly the Marines are being deployed.

We need an expert opinion on this

The best part about deep frying is that it turns any food into junk food.

I was happy to see Halloween candy and a Spirit Halloween in August

Reminds me of this headline from The Onion from right after 9/11

Good. I hate the global economy.

And maybe if the western countries had a lick of sense it wouldn’t end up this way. But we got addicted to cheap plastic crap and let the Chinese leapfrog us.

Because if we’d left decarbonization to the west it would never have happened.

I never wrote that.

But if a side effect of utterly dominating the west in decarbonizing has the side effect of saving the climate I’m not gonna complain.

What goalpost did I move? You said they’d be built with slave labor which means they’ll still be cheaper, right? And in the meantime we decarbonize huge segments of the global economy.

Don’t be mad just cause western countries wanted to take advantage of slave labor as usual and are getting bitten in the ass because of their greed, or that West Taiwan is doing it better.

So the Chinese tech will still be cheaper.

Gee, maybe sending almost all our manufacturing to another country was a stupid fucking idea

Then maybe western companies can finally compete with them despite being ruled by obligate capitalists.

Which sounds like a good idea for everybody. Maybe other countries should do the same thing.

I’m no fan of West Taiwan but they’re doing a lot more to decarbonize than most other major economies.

Chinese carbon emissions may have peaked this year and they’ve deployed more renewables than the rest of the world combined.

This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

Ban paper.

Kids could draw boobies on it.

There’s ATMs and there are ATM machines and you don’t want to get the two mixed up

Nah I’m good thanks. I don’t even want to talk to an AI.

Now going outside and befriending some small creature, or hugging a few trees? That sounds nice.

And a nightmare for an application developer told to make some app with a spreadsheet for a database scale

I’ve never had problem finding a WFH gig. The last five jobs I’ve had since 2011 have been at least partially WFH. And I’m a very schmoey Joe

When my kids were babies a “man’s” diaper bag looked like a leather satchel.

Thing was awesome, too. The flap was attached with Velcro and was padded plastic on the inside so you could use it as a changing mat.

It held about a dozen diapers and a full pack of wipes and a change of clothes and snacks.

All the moms at the park were jealous.

The hardest part is really having a separate room for work, especially if other people live with you.