Still someone has to clean the mess and I don’t want to traumatize them. Same with jumping off bridges or buildings.

It’s and older meme but it checks out.

Nah, I prefer methods that don’t inconvenience others.

Good. Finally some people are taking action, even if it might be a whee bit uncomfortable.

If I might add also for: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

There’s a saying in my language that fits this situation perfectly: “Tja.”

Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.

That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…

Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.

They only come with a left turn signal by default. It’s to indicate you’re too slow driving with 200 km/h on the left lane and they want to overtake.