I remember ringback tones. When you wanted to inflict your music tastes on literally anyone who called you.

Those fuckers are desperate, so yeah probably.

I don’t think it’s like a nazi bar, I just know that the demographic is old white people and I just kinda assume. I haven’t been in ages but their biscuits are FANTASTIC.

Right, but the point still stands. The type of person to frequent cracker barrel probably is an ancient racist. The rebrand will end them.

They put a cloudy residue on Tupperware and pans for me.

Yes please.

True and I have switched to liquid detergent since, but the Kirkland ones especially leave a gross residue on everything.

And you get brand name shit in bulk for cheap. There’s no downside. I’ll gladly buy Kirkland anything except dishwasher pods. Those suck donkey balls.

Hilary Clinton

🤮

I owe Chad 5 bucks.

It’s cool but not magic. If you’re trying to fuck with something, you need to know what frequency it’s on and what sort of signals do what. There is a bunch of preloaded stuff though, and a wide variety of tools like radio frequencies, nfc, Bluetooth, rfid, and infrared. So far the most useful thing I’ve done is turn the volume down on fox News on tvs in public areas.

Oh one thing I still have to try: some, maybe most handicap buttons for doors are actually radio frequency based and not hard wired, so if you can capture and replay the open signal, you could open a door without hitting the button and look totally jedi.

And yet Jesus himself said to follow the law of Moses until heaven and earth pass away 🤷

Movie progresses as normal, but neo now has emo bangs throughout the movie.

Depends on the thing. Some stuff they have warehoused wherever nearby, but particular electronic bits have to ship from China.

Are you a millennial? That’d be why.

Bro really said gimme the Spock up front and Clyde Cash in the back.

Exactly. Fuck them kids.

/s kinda

Butter bell is peak for counter storage. Protects from light and air.

I’m on a streak, clanker.

Biblically accurate penis.