Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

I chuckled 🤷

Starch masks avoided.

Enemas

He’s a standup comic. Here’s the full set: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RlwtjA7zK4Y

It’s for the greater good.

Dissolved in acid.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=THfBccihkVQ

I don’t need a phone in my dreams. What I need is a god damn clean toilet so I can finally sit down and poop and pee!

Well, would you recognize your parents from just their skeleton?

And then put some whipped cream edibles in it.

Pinky and The Brain

Not Safe For Worker

Ha “steer” hehe

Well, jokes about rape can still be creative and funny. As long as they don’t feel forced.

Edit: nobody understood my joke. 😭

Trump will probably give Alaska to Putin tomorrow.

Hi, a slur, I’m dad!

Wait, is the fedora thing about incels? I’m not familiar with all this stuff so I thought the fedora thing was about hipsters?