I refuse to make fun of dietary restrictions after spending five years as a waiter rolling my eyes at gluten free people and then developing a gluten intolerance.

The universe is a tricky bitch. It gave me a literal pain in the ass.

Buffalo wings

…and the buffalos came " this close to extinction so that was almost one less dish.

Fucking Cardie spoonheads. They totally fucked Bajor.

“nationwide”

“England and Wales”

Why are the plushies on the left side on the right side and why are the plushies on the right on the left side?

It was a lollipop you bit down on and you could hear music played through your teeth.

When I was about 12 I started a short lived fad in my extended friend group of wearing headphones in your nostrils instead of your ears. If you turned them up high it sorta worked.

Handegg.

The ghoul is a big part of a reason the world is the way it is today.

He and his heirs need lined up against a wall.

Why is Jared Leto screaming at the crocodile?